by kyuuketsukiryounin January 24, 2017
Get the toe hoemug. The most hypocritical of the bunch. One who goes to church on a scheduled if not daily basis, but once church is over, its back to the random voice mails and text messages, mostly booty call requests.
Its very devastating to one of religion, but it is only if the other discovers that person's promiscuous behavior.
They go to church claiming forgiveness, only to get right back in the sheets with another person different from the previous.
This applies to the clubbing type as well in some cases. they get wild thus bring home a lucky person on a Saturday night, then its several hours in church listening to the preacher Sunday morning, claiming the words of truth for themselves.
The Preacher's Daughter or the common Daughter of a church goer are one of the many examples of a Church Hoe.
"You go to church like its second nature and you laying in bed with different men. Shame on you!"
They go to church claiming forgiveness, only to get right back in the sheets with another person different from the previous.
This applies to the clubbing type as well in some cases. they get wild thus bring home a lucky person on a Saturday night, then its several hours in church listening to the preacher Sunday morning, claiming the words of truth for themselves.
The Preacher's Daughter or the common Daughter of a church goer are one of the many examples of a Church Hoe.
"You go to church like its second nature and you laying in bed with different men. Shame on you!"
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
Get the Church Hoemug. 
A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)
(phone rings)
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe
by Hass Hash em March 4, 2009
Get the holiday hoemug. Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others
by Ijustsawthis June 27, 2017
Get the Having hoesmug. A hoe that goes around laying on everybody's lap. She takes up every offer to lay on a pair of open legs
by Underdogj February 23, 2018
Get the Lap Hoemug. A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.
by ryanfox December 25, 2010
Get the scuffle hoemug.