oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty

by fujy the wale May 7, 2019

Vag pump

When your vagina suck in a dick like a vacuum and the dick gets stuck.

Omg you vag pumped me, now we have to go to the hospital.

by Vagpumper1000 June 4, 2019

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

lil pump

he is dead

person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died

person 2: ESKETIT!!!

by wdbewidwedwdi August 29, 2019

Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 8, 2019

Fuel pumping

The act of urinating inside of a vagina or anus during intercourse, similar to pumping gas or fuel into a vehicle, Jerry can or other gas/fuel storage device.

"Bro, this chick I picked up last night was hella freaky. She couldn't get off until we started fuel pumping."

"I'd love to give him a real good fuel pumping, if you know what I mean."

by SFAwesomesauce September 24, 2019

pump partner

Someone you have sex with.

Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.

by Zonal K October 2, 2019