texas hamburger

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)
I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!
by kennnnnn April 29, 2007
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texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.
by Silvershank February 26, 2007
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Texas A&M

Texas A&M is the oldest public institution of higher learning in the state of Texas. Much ribbing has been endured by it's students and staff as the butt of many jokes. Most of which are usually found humorous by most Aggie's themselves. In true Texas form, Aggies are steeped in tradition from the moment of acceptance to the university. All Aggie traditions are deeply honored and fiercely defended by a majority of the students and faculty. If a student is particularly involved in keeping and honoring these traditions, he or she is said to be "redass". Adversely, a student who is not concerned about the experiences of the culture outside the classroom, he or she is deemed a "two percenter", indicating the level of involvement in such activities. As for the general demeanor of the students, you will find that a friendly "howdy" is uttered as you pass one by and a willingness to help in any way necessary is standard issue. They don't take themselves too seriously, but are generally dishing out as much good-natured rivalry as they receive. As for "that other school" in Texas, it has been this author's experience that you don't have to be a bed-wetting, self-loathing, liberal hippie to go there. But it sure helps. Remember folks, it could be worse, at least we're not from Oklahoma.
Aggie student: "Howdy! Are you folks finding your way around Texas A&M campus alright?"

Bewildered tour group member: "I think we're lost, and I don't know about anyone else, but I'm starving!!"

Aggie student: "No problem everyone!! If you'll follow me, we'll head on over to the MSC grill for some grub and then I'll show y'all the flag room! Hats off guys, we're inside."
by sixstringslinger June 19, 2011
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Texas Longhorn

When you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal.
"How do you finger a girl?"

"I just give her the ol Texas Longhorn, makes her cum everytime."
by Robert Atkinson May 26, 2006
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Texas Roadhouse

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.
Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.
by awmm December 10, 2018
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NEWTON TEXAS

small town in texas..downtown is one city block,a diner a dairy queen and one bar b q place for your dining pleasure. there is one grocery store and a dollar store for your shopping needs.
NEWTON TEXAS is much like Hazzard in the dukes of Hazzard
by lady L August 26, 2008
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Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls
by OllieTheolive February 02, 2009
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