the speed of light

the speed of light or sometimes refered to as light speed

its how fast light goes, idiot

jk, jk

bro how fast did i just go, oh wait you didn't see me cuz i was going the speed of light

by RandomAnvil December 23, 2020

Pressure of Speech

Related to but not exactly like word salad. Tendency to speak rapidly and excitedly with an urgency not clear to the listener. Often the words get run together and are difficult to understand. Exhibited by schizophrenics, bipolars in a manic stage, and anyone under severe anxiety.

Normal:"And so we went to the Triple Tree to buy a new suit."
Pressure of Speech: "And so we-ent to the Treep to buy a newt."

by Jhesy December 27, 2005

The Free Speech Maneuver

A situation in when a person comments on another person's comment/opinion/statement/sentence and that other person claims they "have free speech and a right to an opinion" but then makes a biased claim stating that because of their free speech rights, that person should respect and not make comments about their comment/opinion/statement/sentence. Little does that person know is that Free Speech is a double standard.

Person 1: "I don't like black people."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."

Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"

Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

speedbag

To rapidly bash one's testicles against a girl's vagina or ass when you're fucking her quickly.

I speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night I bruised her ass.

by Ljo93 August 6, 2008

speed bumps

speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..

speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.

by SlavesOnDope_aka_Joe December 28, 2005

speed bombing

when you defacate out the window of a tractor-trailer and it lands on a passing vehicle.

a ten car pile up was the result of speed bombing

by Brandon Ward May 14, 2006

"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.

The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.

by Craig266 November 13, 2007