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Stephen

A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
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Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
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stephen

stephen is a big boi with a huge two-sided belly, but very hot. he eats buckets of curry in his free time and his stream goes backward. you can usually find him under a muscular shrek's bed
stephen is raju
by dundunbumbum January 29, 2024
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Stephen Kerr

by REEEEGHEN March 16, 2020
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Stephen

Really HIM!
King Stephen
by Really Him November 23, 2021
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Stephen

Stephen is a fucking short ass Brazilian stud, who will fuck your mom both ways
Stephen is about to beat the shit out of you.
by TH3_G0AT March 5, 2019
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Shadley Edward Stephens

The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.
Omg look at that guy, he's so the coolest. He must be on that Shadley Edward Stephens shit!
by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023
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