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Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.

AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
by starman65 August 17, 2016
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peep squat

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
Girl: Are you goin to Maroon 5 Concert
Boy: A lot of peep squat in there LOL
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017
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Tamagotchi Squat

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.
Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.
by David from Cumming February 26, 2024
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squat cobbler

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.
by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016
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piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)
The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.
by Freyjawired May 18, 2023
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squat cobbler

The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.
Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016
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bottle squat

Charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a Burger King.
by hayday_73 January 22, 2015
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