It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
by starman65 August 17, 2016

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016

by hayday_73 January 22, 2015
