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Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party
by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
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Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
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ciroc squat

when you decide to sit directly on a bottle of ciroc and get back up a d repeat it
hey Elijah last night I heard you faced that girl to ciroc squat 15 time
by ekgbggb April 18, 2020
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dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
by B-double-D April 24, 2020
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brazilian squats

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.
-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats
by dadwdadw February 11, 2020
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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Squatting Man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.C accidentally fell off the bed backwards and landed kind of upside down, then Gorden decided to do some squat aka the Squatting Man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
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