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Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.
Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!
by 976Godless August 14, 2011
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Ball Sprouts

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
by ghostlyt August 4, 2014
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Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!
Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts
by Matty8472 June 21, 2015
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Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance
by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015
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sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017
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cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the wordcole sprouse”. he is father.
“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”
by spilling the tea April 16, 2019
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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