sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by Luigi February 8, 2005

sloth

The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.

Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!

by Jearcy January 22, 2005

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

Slot Box

A ladies hairy glove, a big fat slit that holds a big pulsating cock

I put my foot in her slot box and that did the trick.

by Remo69 October 6, 2005

Slotch

1. A word that is not actually a "bad word" but sure sounds like one. Can be used to speak badly of someone, or to shout at traffic. Best if accompanied with "Fuckin'"

1. "Do you like Ryan Reynolds?" "Nah dude, that guys a fuckin' slotch"

2. (After Being Cut-off) "GET OFF THE GOD DAMN ROAD YA FUCKIN' SLOTCH!!!"

by PaulieD,2thousand&3 August 26, 2009

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004