Phelps Sperm 

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.

Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.

Phelps Sperm by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010

Piggy Sperm Bank 

A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.

I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.

Piggy Sperm Bank by TheForbes April 10, 2011

lucky sperm flow baby

child whose parents are rich, famous, or politically powerful

If Bristol Palin wasn't a lucky sperm flow baby, no one would even know her name.

lucky sperm flow baby by drbillyg April 25, 2011

ghost sperm 

Pre-Ejaculation

1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.

"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."

2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.

"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"

Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.

3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.

"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"

"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."

"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.

ghost sperm by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014

shazreen sperm 

shazreen sperm is the special type of cum/semen he uses to overflow girls.

person A:omg have you felt shazreen sperm?
person B:no why?
person A:cause like he gave me a fucking creampie last night im gonna give birth 😫

shazreen sperm by blxckscruls February 10, 2022

hammering thunder sperm 

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

hammering thunder sperm by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

involuntary sperm recipient 

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

involuntary sperm recipient by Raziel March 23, 2003