Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 19, 2018

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019

Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 23, 2025

spank bank

What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.

Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?

by 2girls1account October 14, 2019

Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!

Rank spank, throw your chip in!

by Jonny D April 1, 2004

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022