Sparky Magnum

sparky magnum is a legendary rat terrier that packs a 357 magnum.sparky magnum is crazy. i looked at him funny and he capped me in the ass. in fear for my life i went to the nearest wall mart to get shit to close the woound.

sparky magnum is one mean dog.he shoots and smiles.

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

spankyboy

FREAKING SEXY MAN. All the Chelseys love to give him a spank. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet.

chelsey 1: "did you see (the) spankyboy over there?"
chelsey 2: "hell yes. freaking sexy."

by mrs.siriusblack August 6, 2011

Spackledwarf

A replacement for fuck or any other word that you might use.

We all have been spackledwarfed by that zebra.

by CORMAC BEELER (MA) LOVES MEN September 24, 2011

spack alley

Ordinarily the main piste on a ski map which joins the middle station of any European ski resort to the town, and the only way down once the lifts stop at 16:30. After which, however, it turns into an assault course of retard adult learners who are either; snowploughing down a slushy red run wining about who’s fault it was and probably blaming their skis or the snow because they don’t have the balls to put into practise what the poor ski instructor has been attempting to teach their inept sorry ass. Or, they’re making the most of their last day by skiing the length of the resort to the bottom, even though they lack the physique and brains to realise that they’re just white-trash cretins who should leave this sport to those who don’t piss their lives away in a two-star crappy apartment pretending to enjoy themselves, completely missing the whole point of skiing and being in the mountains, only to ruin the last run of the day for everyone else before catching the barf-coach to the airport for their cheapo flight home to remortgage their homes and continue their miserable existence.

Last one down gets the drinks?...Fuck that, I ain't going down spack alley on a Saturday unless we stay in this hut till dark. Get 'em in.

by Captain Cackpipe September 9, 2011

sparky sparkerson

Sparky Sparkerson is what you say when you want to spark up a blunt.

"Sparky Sparkerson that blunt!"

by A Rose October 7, 2013

Spackler

A turd that never quite clears the bunghole, and must be wiped, and wiped and wiped, "spackling" the bunghole smooth to it's buttcheeck surroundings..

"I used a whole roll of TP and I still couldn't smear off that spackler.

by Greasy swass June 29, 2018

swanky spanky

to be cool, to look wonderful, the most rightious person there

the woman at the party was looking swanky spanky in that mini dress

by Kathara June 22, 2008