Primordial soup

To cum in a belly button.

When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.

by Djinn305 May 27, 2014

womb soup

The tasty liquid secreted by the female once a month, similar to tomato soup. Connosieurs (those wearing Red Wings) like to both drink and play in this versatile substance. Some variants contain stringy pieces of meat.
A proportion of people do like to add some baby batter to make it more creamy during consumption.

She's on the blob, her pants have been dripping womb soup all week.

by Foxhill October 18, 2006

Water soup

(noun) A canned soup pronbably rationed during the thirties. The Homestar Runner can often be seen kicking old cans of water soup around.

The Homestar Runner: Oh that's just an old can of Water Soup. I've kicked it around since my dog went away in the flood of '28.

by bigfatnobody October 11, 2003

dingleberry soup

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.

ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?

by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 25, 2005

Poop soup

When a person with IBS has to make a laxative infused drink to help them poop.

“What is celeste doing?”
“Oh, she is making herself some poop soup for her IBS”

by Jakemon00 December 27, 2022

Soup fucker

One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.

Jason ate so much chunky soup, he's a real soup fucker.

by JeZco July 19, 2012

Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003