Smack Tard

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)

~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!

~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)

by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

Smuckers

Another word for lips.

"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"

by Katy.xo July 11, 2006

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

smuckin fartass

The reverse of "Fuckin Smartass"

Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail

"Quit being a smuckin fartass!"

by D. Hunter February 25, 2005

slucket

a girl that is so slutty, she is like a bucket of sluts. a shortened version of the term "slut bucket"

damn that girl did 4 guys last nite at that party in a row, what a slucket.

by o0spam0o April 19, 2008

Smack Dabble

To masturbate: To pleasure one's self

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood for sex so I went to the bathroom with some lotion to smack dabble my cock.

by chia612 March 21, 2010

shucking oyster

to take a girls virginity, playing on the slang word for vagina as a "clam": meaning cracking that pussy open and indulging in the inner beauty of the female body.

Jordan- what ever happened with that girl last night?
Mackie- I totally shucked her oyster.

shucking oyster

by Mackieroni July 9, 2011