The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.
Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.
by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020
Get the Smash Bandicootmug. The act of performing intercourse with a woman while her vag smells like canned tuna that's been sitting out.
"I heard Vincent had a tuna smash yesterday"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"
by HoleyBoi January 20, 2020
Get the Tuna Smashmug. The technique where a man or woman becomes attracted to someone and proceeds to have sex with the person. After the sexual intercourse, the smash and dasher immediately runs out of the premises and never communicates with their partner again.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.
by 7savage May 1, 2018
Get the Smash and Dashmug. Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.
by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011
Get the smash seatmug. when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...
by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020
Get the pedal smashmug. A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
Get the retard smashmug. “You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019
Get the C-smashmug.