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Sox [socks]

Two old Baseball teams with the name of either the color; "red" or "white" followed by; "sox"?

We can only assume it (socks) is misspelled so that the players they hire might be able to; 1) pronounce: SOCKS phonically; 2) remember to put them on "under" their shoes; 3) not go into catatonic shock if they are ever traded to the "white" "sox"...
Red "SOX socks" player Manny Ramirez wears red "SOCKS" and should be knocked to the ground and given a hair cut.

Then someone should put him into a uniform that doesn't make him look like 300 pounds of shit stuffed into a 500 pound sack.

Then he (Ramirez) should be traded from the Red "SOX socks" to the White "SOX socks"; (who changed their name from "White Stockings" when panty hose were invented).

Some dead players from either of the present day "SOX socks" teams may, or may not have ever played with the "Brown Stockings" of St. Louis who moved and became the "Orioles" of Baltimore becuase they found the whole "sox-v-socks" cotroversy too mundane.

(See also "Men In Tights")
by Cardinal MacHoney August 28, 2008
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Bum socks

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"
by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
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pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.
Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)
by Teedubbs July 4, 2009
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Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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slock

sock, with an L added to it. See your a douche
Man dont make me slap you with my slock.

Im going to rock out with my slock out
by Tra February 8, 2004
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sockstitute

This is short for a sock puppet substitute. As you'd imagine, it refers to a sock puppet being used in place of an absent person or subject. At the time of my writing this, there is only one Google search result for the word sockstitute.
Steven isn't around, so I'll use this sockstitute to show you what he is like.

I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.
by Just8.4 August 14, 2016
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bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son
Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)
by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007
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