Sandwich

When that one kid (at high school) who reminds the teacher that they was gonna give out home work when the teacher has clearly forgotten.

Casper: remember the homework you were going to give out?

Teacher: ahh yes, thanks Casper for reminding me.

Me: Casper, you sandwich!

by Ashton230907 February 21, 2020

mike tyson sandwich

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

cockmeat sandwich

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

by harold and kumar May 2, 2008

eyeball sandwich

n. passing one's hand in front of one's face in a taunting gesture

Yo, DeShawn Stevenson just gave Lebron James an ill eyeball sandwich. Too bad he's wack.

by Idiot 1Ls May 1, 2008

Wank Sandwich

When you have Bloc Party playing in one ear and The Kooks in the other.

"Fucks sake! I'm caught in a Wank Sandwich here!"

by John in Fleet February 18, 2009

BS sandwich

Something said that is untrue and full of bull****, but yet somehow people believe it.

"Don't believe that guy. He's a player and and I'm sick of his BS sandwiches."

by Tori L. March 13, 2009

coke sandwich

A sandwich made purely of cocaine and bread.

Scott was seeing dragons after eating his fourth coke sandwich.

by Dribins October 30, 2009