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Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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Simple Plan

one of the best bands of our time. dont agree? count the awards they have won.

some people say they are 'emo/whiney' but they aren't. anyone who actually listens to an album of theirs knows that a lot of their songs are fun, such as "Jump" "My Alien" "When I'm Gone" "Generation" "Running Out of Time" "Grow Up" and many many many others.

They are from Montreal Canada, they speak french, and have five/six members. They "vlog" or video blog to keep their fans updated. They have traveled around the world, selling out shows, and if you ever meet them,you will know that they are probably the kindest rock stars you can ever talk to.
Pierre Bouvier is the lead singer, formerly in the band Reset.

David Desrosiers is the bassist and was also formerly in the band Reset. He was described as 'Scrumdiddlyumptos' in CosmoGirl!

Sebastian Lefebvre is one of their guitarists, usually is the one vlogging, and used to be a janitor at his old high school. He is on Man of The Hour with Patrick.

Jeff Stinco is the their other guitarist, and is the other guy who 'vlogs' a lot alongside Sebastian.

Chuck Comeau is the drummer, formerly in Reset, also. He has grazed drumming magazine covers, and writes a lot of their songs. He vlogs regularly, too.

Last but not least, there is Patrick Langlois who is sort of like Simple Plan's right-hand man, appears in almost all of their videos and can sometime be seen running the merchandise booth at shows. He is on Man of The Hour with Sebastian.
I just baught the new Simple Plan album! It rocks!
imple Plan is coming to our town! yay!
I LOVE SIMPLE PLAN!
by Kat (meow) August 7, 2008
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max simple

a person who is at the maximum level of simpleness or stupidity
Adam: Dylan, you are max simple
by Boukar February 19, 2011
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simpleton

Fictional town of simple minded folk presided over by teh Mayor of Simpleton, teh simplest of them all.
"Arty is the Mayor of Simplton."
by Mayor Art July 1, 2005
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hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."
by FormlessOne February 27, 2005
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Simple Plan

A Band that could care less about all you haters and send thier time writing music or doing what ever else musicains do.
Pierre Bouvier Quote: People that hate our band (Simple Plan), they will never hate enough to make me stop, they don't phase me. I love what I do so much and they will never stop me from doing it. No matter how loud they scream, I will scream louder and I will always be there for the people that love us.
by Emma Gamble January 23, 2008
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sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014
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