richard is a sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will say no even tho he is. the baby will be born next month and his name is “Mk”.
by pregnant richard January 16, 2019
Child: M-mom... is that R-Richard ford?!
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘
by Txylorann May 22, 2018
by homie-o December 20, 2010
A beaner that is a imagrant and cross the border a kid and has a huge zit and is sad because his leftovers were stolen
By Richard
by By Beaner juice July 15, 2018
Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
by zack mellinger October 23, 2008
The saviour of mankind. A man in true mastery of his surroundings. Also coined the word meme. The most anti religious being that has ever lived.
by Sweaty Barry June 15, 2019
A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.
Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.
Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't
Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.
Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't
Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"
by Liam John August 25, 2008