Here is mine ps this is true
Me and my friend were hanging out at my place and we played truth or dare and I chose dare and she told me to send her pictures of me fucking myself and I had to keep going until I started to moan so I did I was in there for a pretty long time but when I came back I showed them to her she said that it made her hard and and she asked to see me do it in front of her so I did and I started to moan and then she started to eat my pussy and the rest was a wet and loud and nude night and that's my sex story
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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Vick: wow
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story
by leg April 12, 2006
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I was with my hot slut of a step sister and she was trying to teach me some basic english. She said "How can i link it to something you already understand" me being the whore i am replied as a joke "Well i understand a lot about sex!" She smiles seductively at this and says "Alright you horny boy!" She then says "So a noun is a thing like boobs -She touches her boobs_- or pussy -she strokes her pussy- or dick -she puts her hand down my pants and grabs my dick-" i go rock hard and grow to 9 inches but she does not stop there. She then says "a verb is a doing word like stroking - she strokes her pussy- or sucking - she pulls off my trousers and gives me a blowjob-" I am now harder than ever but she still continues "Now an adjective is a describing word like large -she touches her boobs and ass- or long -she gives me a handjob- now if you combine them all you can make quite powerful sentences. I want to ride you long and hard dick or fuck me hard or can you stick that dick up my ass? Now to stop me boring you with words its practical time (:" She gets on top of me and pulls my dick and stuffs it up her ass. I am surprised a dick of my size can fit inside an ass but hers is pretty big. We passionately kiss and fuck hard for hours until we fall asleep nakad with my dick still inside her. In the morning we go into the 69 position but my step mum walks in on us and goes to get my dad. Then we all join in and have a fucking good foursome.
I was with my hot slut of a step sister and she was trying to teach me some basic english. She said "How can i link it to something you already understand" me being the whore i am replied as a joke "Well i understand a lot about sex!" She smiles seductively at this and says "Alright you horny boy!" She then says "So a noun is a thing like boobs -She touches her boobs_- or pussy -she strokes her pussy- or dick -she puts her hand down my pants and grabs my dick-" i go rock hard and grow to 9 inches but she does not stop there. She then says "a verb is a doing word like stroking - she strokes her pussy- or sucking - she pulls off my trousers and gives me a blowjob-" I am now harder than ever but she still continues "Now an adjective is a describing word like large -she touches her boobs and ass- or long -she gives me a handjob- now if you combine them all you can make quite powerful sentences. I want to ride you long and hard dick or fuck me hard or can you stick that dick up my ass? Now to stop me boring you with words its practical time (:" She gets on top of me and pulls my dick and stuffs it up her ass. I am surprised a dick of my size can fit inside an ass but hers is pretty big. We passionately kiss and fuck hard for hours until we fall asleep nakad with my dick still inside her. In the morning we go into the 69 position but my step mum walks in on us and goes to get my dad. Then we all join in and have a fucking good foursome.
by HOT SEX STORIES March 10, 2022
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One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
by Shartedinmypants July 24, 2021
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*lays you down and hand cuff you to the bed and then takes off your pants, then spreads your legs, looking at your covered, precious vagina rubs you and smells your pussy before start licking your clitoris and suck up all your pussy juices. id slowly finger you and stick it like an inch deep going around and around making you scream , then starts pinching your hot tits. pinch those and make it get hard. then i would take my 9 in dick in side your mouth tongue whirl around my head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same than when my 9 in dick was hard, i took it and went in as hard and fast as i could until i was about to cum then i would bring it up to you boobies and put all over your boobies and lick and suck them until they are so hard. then i would take my dick and keep going into so hard that you would be screaming soo loud that the hole neighborhood knew what was going on. then i would take it out right before i was about to crum again and put in ur mouth and make you gave me the best blow job ever! and then i moaned and you swallowed all my crum i came back on top of you a took my dick and started fucking you harder and harder! you scream with joy and you said faster and faster! and that what we did all night by the time i stopped fucking her morning had come and we had both fallen asleep.
*lays you down and hand cuff you to the bed and then takes off your pants, then spreads your legs, looking at your covered, precious vagina rubs you and smells your pussy before start licking your clitoris and suck up all your pussy juices. id slowly finger you and stick it like an inch deep going around and around making you scream , then starts pinching your hot tits. pinch those and make it get hard. then i would take my 9 in dick in side your mouth tongue whirl around my head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same than when my 9 in dick was hard, i took it and went in as hard and fast as i could until i was about to cum then i would bring it up to you boobies and put all over your boobies and lick and suck them until they are so hard. then i would take my dick and keep going into so hard that you would be screaming soo loud that the hole neighborhood knew what was going on. then i would take it out right before i was about to crum again and put in ur mouth and make you gave me the best blow job ever! and then i moaned and you swallowed all my crum i came back on top of you a took my dick and started fucking you harder and harder! you scream with joy and you said faster and faster! and that what we did all night by the time i stopped fucking her morning had come and we had both fallen asleep.
by yourlover16 February 1, 2014
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jack stripped jane down and played with her tits he handcuffed her to the bed and tied her legs up in a split she was extatic as she saw his huge 10 in dick that was practically dripping but first he stuck his finger up her cunt
HARDER JACK
he pumped the first finger in and out while nibbling her titties then he stuck a second finger in as jane shouted
IN AND OUT AAAAHHHH
Jane had her first orgasm of the night jack pulled his fingers out and licked up the cum jack stuck his dick in jane's mouth she licked the head while pumping it in and out of her mouth
YEEESSS OOOH
jane pumped harder and his dick cummed in her mouth she swallowed all of it and pulled th dick out after deep throating it
YES JACK FUCK ME FUCK ME SO HARD
Jack stuck the head of his dick in her pussy teasing her
UGH JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT
Jane was soaking wet he gave into her desires and started out 5 in in pumping in and out all while using 2 fingers to do anal
OOOOHHHHFUCKHARDFUCKYESAAAAAH
Jane had a second orgasm and Jack felt the cum surround his dick He thrust another 3 inches he removed the fingers from her anus Then he gave a pwerful thrust
AAAAHHHH
jane had a huge orgasm which allowed jack to go in another 2 in now totally in whick made her orgasm again cum exploding everywhere Jack licked up every drop After a while jack pulled out his dick.
and then released cum into jane's mouth. he pulled it out and they both layed exhausted
jack stripped jane down and played with her tits he handcuffed her to the bed and tied her legs up in a split she was extatic as she saw his huge 10 in dick that was practically dripping but first he stuck his finger up her cunt
HARDER JACK
he pumped the first finger in and out while nibbling her titties then he stuck a second finger in as jane shouted
IN AND OUT AAAAHHHH
Jane had her first orgasm of the night jack pulled his fingers out and licked up the cum jack stuck his dick in jane's mouth she licked the head while pumping it in and out of her mouth
YEEESSS OOOH
jane pumped harder and his dick cummed in her mouth she swallowed all of it and pulled th dick out after deep throating it
YES JACK FUCK ME FUCK ME SO HARD
Jack stuck the head of his dick in her pussy teasing her
UGH JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT
Jane was soaking wet he gave into her desires and started out 5 in in pumping in and out all while using 2 fingers to do anal
OOOOHHHHFUCKHARDFUCKYESAAAAAH
Jane had a second orgasm and Jack felt the cum surround his dick He thrust another 3 inches he removed the fingers from her anus Then he gave a pwerful thrust
AAAAHHHH
jane had a huge orgasm which allowed jack to go in another 2 in now totally in whick made her orgasm again cum exploding everywhere Jack licked up every drop After a while jack pulled out his dick.
and then released cum into jane's mouth. he pulled it out and they both layed exhausted
by look away! August 26, 2015
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