Stamped out bonfire

Grotesque looking cod pouch. Particularly apparent in redness and unruly hair.
"Yeah, Cheryl Cole's quite fit. Bet she's got a twat like a stamped out bonfire though"
by BigGusset March 26, 2009
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Food Stamp Privilege

When you get so much free shit that you can almost live off of it. You also might be making a great amount of money just by abusing food stamp privilege.
I just saved $1000 just by taking advantage of the Walmart coupons my heroine dealer gave me! #Food Stamp Privilege #howtobuyahouse.
by TeamToxicity February 13, 2018
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mushroom stamp

to leave a mushrooom shape on a girls face after slapping her with your shlong
by huegerecsion May 12, 2009
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mushroom stamp

a large mushroom shaped mark created by the effect of a dick-slap straight to a face or more specifically cheek and forehead region.
Freddy got pissed at his girlfriend. he then proceeded to give her a large mushroom stamp.
by yjedagrasil June 18, 2009
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food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”
by ewobbel October 27, 2011
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brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.
"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007
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Hipster tramp stamp

A tattoo just above the waistline of high waisted pants, typically worn by hipsters
by Molly ringworm May 26, 2014
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