Spoon Of Steel

The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS

Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."

by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021

spoon sigh

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.

As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.

by bananna87 March 29, 2010

Spoon Killer

The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.

"spoon deez nuts!!"
-Julian/Joey/Spoon killer

by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023

perfect spoon

When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.

It’s the perfect spoon.

by Que888 May 19, 2018

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015