Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022
Get the Spoons Dadmug. "The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015
Get the mayonnaise spoonmug. by Mintynachos September 22, 2017
Get the spoon tubamug. I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.
by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016
Get the Spoon bagmug. The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021
Get the Spoon Of Steelmug. When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
by k. jordan February 25, 2009
Get the Short spooningmug. The spoon killer is joey white, he lives at the upper east part of vaughan. hhe chases people with a spoon and spoons your nut.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
Get the Spoon Killermug.