grief-speak

the inability to formulate sentences after family trauma

“berryblue!”
“do you mean blueberry?”
“yes sorry! i have some grief-speak”

by cherrylvr March 10, 2022

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

for those who don't speak fluent science

a figure of speech or to simplify something confusing in science

"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"

by Bacon Milk April 1, 2022

Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

for those who don't speak fluent science

to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)

the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"

by Bacon Milk April 7, 2022

Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Language

Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).

Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!

by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021

fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021