"500 mile rule"

When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.

Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!

I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.

by Knuckle Children January 1, 2008

2 inch rule

the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.

mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.

by fatassbuddabelly August 19, 2006

one drop rule

if you have even a "drop" of blood from a race, it makes you partially that race.

"Dude you cant say the n-word your not black."
"One drop rule nigga im a quarter black!"

by enlightend 1 January 5, 2008

rule 21

Dont eat out a girl that had a abortion, because that pussy is haunted

Did you hear about rule 21

by THECOOLESTGUY1472 February 16, 2018

Height rule

The unspoken law of yaoi manga and sometimes slash fiction, which designates the taller character in the pairing as the seme/top. Occasionally subverted by authors, justified by "lower slays higher".

"What is this mangaka doing?! Is she really trying to tell us that scrawny piece of shit could top HIM? She's totally disregarded the Height Rule!"

"Man, I'm tired of reading all this fanfiction where Sam Winchester tops."
"What do you expect? Height rule."

by E. K June 10, 2008

Ja Rule

also known as the "Ja Rule effect"

when someone really has no talent whatsoever, but thinks they do so much that they actually belive they do have talent. Also known as the "Miley Cyrus" effect.

Miley Cyrus- I'm such a great singer
Doctor- yep, it appears you are suffering from the Ja Rule effect

by press the fuck button October 4, 2008

Rule 97

No matter what it is, you will forget it. No exceptions

Guy1: Last night, will be a night I will always remember.

Guy2: Rule 97 dude.

Guy1. Damn you

by Konpaku May 18, 2011