Religion

n. Socially induced schizophrenia

Tony experienced religion. He became convinced a giant man in the sky was watching him, waiting to throw him into a burning pit of fire. He claims the way to avoid this is to do whatever the voice speaking to him inside his head tells him to do.

by Skeptic91 January 11, 2010

Freedom of Religion

phrase:

A guarantee that each individual has the right to partake the religion of the majority.

by Snowcat August 25, 2003

Religion

Mythology taken too seriously.

If you really think about it, any religion (be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) are really just ancient mythological stories such as ancient Greek or Native American legends. Only thing is, people take it much too seriously leading to mass conflict with differing religions.

by it'sAsh November 7, 2009

Religion

World's oldest chain letter that basically holds the message, "Run your life according to the good lord or burn in eternal hellfire where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth"

You must abide to religion! Or you'll be sorry on judgement day!

by B!ble B!tch April 9, 2010

religion

the reason of many a war
aload of lies
an outlet for ur hard earned cash

by SanJ Street August 3, 2003

Religion

A belief that there is more to life than what is immediately observable. Often includes one or more beings of omnipotent or nearly omnipotent powers. Originally created to explain why things happen and later maintained to create a moral code for people to follow. As less people believe in religions such as christianity, the need for it becomes less.

Her religion was that of a Taoist

by akabakab June 19, 2004

religiously ambiguous

When no one knows what religion that person is.

John: What religion are you? I can't tell because you're religiously ambiguous.
Bob: I'm atheist.

by OmgOmgOmg April 24, 2012