Knight Rider

In homo sapiens, a Knight is the individual in the community whom the others follow. Within this community, a female referred to as a "Knight Rider" prides themselves on their ability to attract and wrangle the "Knight Stick". If knight stick hunting was economics, their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Knight Rider Pack is enevitably diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a Knight Rider at the top, competiters for being a Knight Rider in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling Knight Rider and take her place.

1) Two female college roommates vying for "Knight Rider" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA, who happens to be a knight, in a futile attempt to show off their knight stick courting superiority and in the process encourage other knight riders.

by therealest1987 March 11, 2012

camel rider

one who has sex with a pregnant woman in a her third trimester.

As a seasoned camel rider, it was no shock to me that my wife's water broke during sex.

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

dick-rider-syndrum

the act of not being able to stop riding someone's dick, even if there not famous people. these people usually run after the people they follow like a hobbit does a ring. there is almost no cure for these people...actually there is no cure.

josh rode kobe's dick all the way to the loss against the celtics...i think he has dick-rider-syndrum

richard, u need to stop riding jhalens dick!, u need a doctor for that dick-rider-syndrum you have there.

by hippsterrLOL June 16, 2010

Dragon Rider

A person, or persons, who prefer to wear trip pants, leg warmers, dark colored clothes, and really baggy shirts.

Jared: Dude, look at those dragon riders
Joseph: I know man, they are gonna try to mosh in the pit
Jared: its okay, they are gonna trip and fall on there trip pants.

by JabberJaw-Joseph September 28, 2009

Riders of Roadhan

Getting a hand-job while driving your car

That chick was showing me the riders of roadhan by the third stop-light

by Rothsc January 4, 2008

Radered

When someone is so extremely high they often do stupid things and cannot talk straight.

"Dude, I am so radered."

by Jskakxksksxm December 13, 2013

Stain Rider

A man with an insatiable thirst for taking 'slazzas' back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair.

I was walking past a new bar in Parnell and I saw a stain rider pilling off his head on fake ecstasy (crack). He was working on a sluzza who seemed torn between him and the bouncer.

by PM 4533 December 11, 2011