Roger

A complete dickhead who nit picks everything and offers unsolicited asshole comments at inappropriate times.

Why do you have to be such a Roger? Don't be such a Roger!

by Lgrzy January 23, 2024

Roy Rogered

Hastily leaving a concert before the end of the encore to avoid lines exiting the parking lot, as well as at the closest rest stop (including a Roy Rogers).

Concert was weak and I was hungry, so we Roy Rogered it.

by KCJ-999 September 14, 2011

Roger That

I heard what you asked me to do...but I'm honestly not listening and not going to do it. Replying "Roger That" is really saying "Go Fuck Yourself!"

Will you check on the cleaners being done on Friday and ready for inspection? Roger That!

by ZLPTDBW July 11, 2022

Jaxon Rogers

A future marine biologist

Jaxon Rogers is a future marine biologist, it’s been his lifelong dream.

by bradyaxp August 6, 2024

the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.

My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.

by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016

Roger

Evil sadist who tortures without consent.

I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.

Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.

by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022

Roger

To untimely depart a gathering of friends in pursuit of booty, preceded by multiple slow, backward approaches to door (can be exit and return), apologies, and professions of love for the bewildered friends (Rogerees).

For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.

"Where's Narco?"

"Dammit, he's Rogered us again!"

by Wuhan Used Clam January 24, 2022