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lorax queef

when the lorax puts his little mustache and tickles your butthole to make you release an anal queef
man, i just had the most amazing time with the lorax, he gave me a lorax queef, i want three more.
by runch.randa August 8, 2017
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queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011
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queef dinner

When a woman queefs on a man's face or in his mouth during oral sex after intercourse.
I ate some queef dinner last night.
by GabriellaMontez February 9, 2014
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Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef
by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
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Queef party

When several girls are sitting around blowing air in and out of their vaginas
It was a total queef party last night
by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016
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queefing weeble

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."
You're going to give me the queefing weebles!
by GrinHard April 18, 2017
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Queef Wave

by Strayawise February 26, 2022
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