Porch monkey love

When Will eats drew smiths little chose. Then barfs out cum on his dog.

I just love my mom and porch monkey love

by Porch monkey love March 6, 2017

porch donkey

a black male less smart than others

Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!

by Bb stol3 April 9, 2017

Porch monkey

A black man

Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey

by Somekidthatisrasist1290 November 1, 2017

Porch Monkey

A nigger

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.

by Lyncher666 December 13, 2017

porchcoon

Like a porch monkey but little nigger on a porch eating or stirring in trash.

Look at that porchcoon eyeing the dumpster.

by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010