professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

5 step process

A step system to anally fucking a girl, start with our smallest finger and work your way to the biggest finger. finally you ram the hell out of her ass with your dick!

Kyle: yo have you fucked your girl in the ass yet?
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.

by adam wayne bitch September 22, 2009

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010

Professional celebrity

A person who is famous for being famous, they have no actual tallent or use to society. There are many ways of becoming a professional celebrity, you can appear on TV shows, date somebody who is already famous, have lots of money, or you can get famous simply by having a lot of sex appeal!

See: paris hilton, chantelle

person 1: Hey did you watch big brother... that chantelle woman became a celeb JUST because she was a housemate.

person 2: Yeah, shes a professional celebrity.

by Woodworm March 12, 2007

professional wrestling

A Soap-Opera for men.

High School and College Wrestling is not gay, but Pro Wrestling definatly is queer because it is not a sport anymore, it is the same as Days of our Lives.

Bob and Rob were gonna go to their favorite bar, but they decided against it because they could not miss the Pay-Per-View death of Vince McMahon. That is professional wrestling.

by Mikey Bartlett December 15, 2008

Protest

To steal from wall-mart and burn down McDonald’s cause a cop shot a guy

My mans got sho let’s go protest.

by Jazzman99 October 30, 2020

protest warrior

A noble and valiant person who knows the truth and what is right and moral. Someone who confronts evil leftist ideology wherever it may rear its ugly head. Those who follow Generals Alan and Kfir.

Alan and Kfir rallied the Protest Warriors in D.C. and at OSU.

by MaineGOP December 8, 2003