Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.

1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.

by Nsla June 26, 2016

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Poach

To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend

I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.

I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.

That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.

by ledbyrain January 13, 2009

PogChamp

While it used to be of the man Ryan Gutierrez, his tweets lead to his emote, PogChamp, getting removed on twitch. Now, however, twitch have made the emote different everyday; something they're calling the daily PogChamp.

Person 1: Wait, PogChamp got banned?
Person 2: Yeah but twitch is doing the daily PogChamp so it's fine.

by Oachzie January 14, 2021

among us imposter drip goku funny meme pogchamp

so its basically an imposter that plays among us but is funny and posts memes on Fourchan and is a lil pochamp that has a drippy Goku figure

now thats one among us imposter drip goku funny meme pogchamp

by hoku drup March 6, 2021

Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.

by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012

Pouchy

a boiled egg smuggled into or carried around jail in the vag

I'll give you a pack of cigs for a pouchy.
Mayling has the best hundred day pouchy in here.

by Probablynotfunny July 29, 2022