Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018

urban dictionary police

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.

Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!

by ribick November 5, 2018

Community Oriented Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is community oriented policing.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

police call box

A Doctor's main method of travelling

'But- it's only a police call box!'
'Come inside!'

by The Sixty-Ninth Doctor February 22, 2014

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

The Gay Police Force

The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.

Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004