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Potato retard 

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.
My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.
Potato retard by Plattapussy May 28, 2017

Potato Potaato 

It when you don't care when you're wrong and just whatever
Potato 1: You did this wrong
Potato 2: Potato Potaato
Potato Potaato by Fantasic Fox April 24, 2018

Potato Salad 

Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.
1.Hey is that Potato Salad?

2.Hey what's good, you got that Potato Salad with you?
Potato Salad by Tyranitar August 26, 2018

Potato Back 

When you eat fatty foods (including hot chips) it gives you a stabbing like feeling in your lower back.
"I had so many hot chips last night I got a wicked case of potato back"
Potato Back by smallsparrow January 28, 2013

potato fetish

The act of using mass amounts of potatos during sex.
Potato fetish-"Damn last night was lit this chick beat my dick with mashed potatoes ."

Potato Cat 

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.
Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!