After blowing a load in a girl's eye, left OR right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. When she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.
I walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room...
by SNOOCHYxBOOCHY March 17, 2009
Get the limpy pirate mug.A ninja who has inherited some of the qualities of pirates, a typical example being their boldness (as ninjas are typically known for being stealthy at all times).
"That dude just killed twenty men without any warning, then ran off with all their women!"
"Fuckin' nuts!"
"Fuckin' pirate ninja"
"Fuckin' nuts!"
"Fuckin' pirate ninja"
by AtmaDragon September 13, 2005
Get the pirate ninja mug.Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
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Get the Cigarette Pirate mug.Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.
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