Pimpin Chimp

(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.
Me: my wife was totally shitfaced last night.
friend: really off what?
Me: A pimpin chimp!
by mustardtiger June 29, 2010
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Cigarette Pirate

The person at the bar or pub who never has smokes and goes around to every person in the bar requesting cigarettes until they have a nice treasure of free smokes
Look at the dirty cigarette pirate running around bar collecting his bounty
by MustardTiger August 09, 2012
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