Canadian Pipeline

The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.

Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

Pipe Bomb

The source of the mysterious ticking noise.

Snape: What IS that mysterious ticking noise? *checks room* Not over here, not over there. ... Kinda... catchy.

**LATER**

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAYYYY!

*EXPLOSION*

Voldemort: *creepy* Muuuawahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

by Xandra Ben December 9, 2009

piped out

when you dick a bitch down so good that it make her run home and tell her daddy how trill the dick was

White hoe: "Daddy, I got piped out by that black guy you work with last night"

White Hoe's Dad: "WHAT, I'm gonna KILL THAT NIGGER!!!"

by H-tine Ridah July 20, 2010

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 24, 2005

Pipe down

Another way of saying "be quiet" or "shut up", except it is more firm and usually more effective.

Tina: Parker, PIPE DOWN! I am trying to do my homework!
Parker: No Tina, YOU pipe down! I am too busy being crazy and getting turnt!

by The_Tru_Baller January 17, 2016

Sewage Pipe

MY uncle Sandy's slang for suicide.

No.. don't commit sewage pipe - your too god damn young

by Tonyknight May 9, 2005