Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016

tinder pimpin

(V): the act of gaining a multitude of matches of the opposite sex on tinder

Y'all are tinder pimpin.

by commandrmcnasty May 7, 2016

gas piping

ANOTHER TERM FOR FARTING WHEN WITH WOMEN

I SEE THAT SOME GUY TESTED HIS GAS PIPING IN HIS ROOM

by MCROCKSTAR September 19, 2016

head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

front piping

To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.

By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017