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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Pikes

The classiest man you will meet. He always keeps his stealthy cool, even in the sketchiest situations. He surfs will style and power and all the ladies love him. If you ever meet a Pikes consider yourself very lucky. You will be stunned by his handsomeness and happy personality.
Bella: Man, I think that Pikes is really hot!
Sally: Then why don't you marry him!
Bella: Shut up you freaking troll and be like Pikes.
by BlakeLikesToooPartyBoiz May 10, 2016
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O-pilepsy

A rare, temporary condition where a person experiences prolonged convulsions immediately following a very intense orgasm.

Most often seen in persons with very skilled sex partners.

One of a new class of sexually transmitted conditions called STBs (Sexually Transmitted Benefits)
He's a very skilled lover. All the women who have sex with him get the O-pilepsy STB.
by ExactPresence August 23, 2011
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piestuffer

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SHIT RAPE. Eat some pie, bitch. What are you doing? Lick it up, you fucking cuntrag. Stuff that bloody stump in your ass, thats right. Cockface.
WHAT THEFUCK AREYOU DOING!!! I SAID LICK IT UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!! my, your anal gibblets are exquizit.
by Senior El Jalepeno March 2, 2005
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Barbarian pile

The pile of corpses upon which a victorious warrior (often an uncivilized barbarian) stands to signify his victory by puffing out his chest and looking thoroughly bad ass.
Conan felled thirty foes and then stood triumphantly upon his barbarian pile.
by Inhonorofjoshua July 27, 2011
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Pikles

compolsive liar


MORON
i just got a tacho for my car shit car
oh my god i think im turning into a pikles
by concerned May 1, 2004
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cracking pies

by kristoff September 14, 2003
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