tortoise pigeons

the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves

- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons

by ibelongwithmemes0000 April 28, 2017

pigeon pijl

an unfortunate little man with a mustache and green clothes resembling luigi, he loves taking it up the ass from his friend the dinosaur or as he calls him my little ty daddy.

when i ate that burger it tasted like cum from mr. clean's cock i only wish we hadn't met that pigeon pijl.

by rampride December 12, 2008

Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Pigeon

I type of bird that can be compared to a B2 spirit stealth bomber. They enjoy taking one's food or personal belongings: especially chips (British ones). Proceed with caution.

Oh no, a pigeon took my doughnut!

by LePigeon May 8, 2021

Lorax pigeon

The best pigeon

That is a Lorax pigeon

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021