phantasmagorical

All the creepy, scary words you can think of put together. From Lemony Snickets a Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3, The Wide Window.

In front of the cave there was a sign saying for sale, and the orphans could not imagine who would want to buy such a phantasmagorical place.

by Brigid May 3, 2004

Phantom Shit

A mysterious shit left by a person in an abnormal place to annoy another person, followed by a phone call to the victim whispering "The phantom has struck."

Example 1: "Oh my god someone has shit on a plate and put it in the fridge.

Example 2: Victim "What is that on top of the bonnet of my car? Christ that's somebody's shit."

Telephone Rings

Victim "Hello"

Phantom Shitter: "The phantom has struck"

by The Phantom Shizer April 1, 2011

phantom shit

The phantom shit is that feeling that you still have to shit when the amount of matter dumped into the bowl clearly indicates that there is no shit left to evacuate from your colon. Much like people who loose limbs can still feel as if the limb is there.

I'll be out in a second, I'm still feeling the phantom shit!

by Imperion September 14, 2005

phantasm

An orgasm for homosexual men. When self-induced, it most-likely involes unicorns, rainbows, and fairies.

When little Johnny reached his phantasm, his parents kicked him out of the house (His father later died from acohol abuse while his mother jumped into moving traffic.

by PizzleEizzleTizzleEizzleRizzle September 27, 2005

Phantom

1.(n) An intestinal phoenomenon in which an imminent bowel movement recedes, therfore ceasing its urgency.

2. (n) The self induced withholding of a bowel movement in order to finish something important.

I gave myself a Phantom while watching the end of Ninja Warrior.

by TheOtherSlobad September 27, 2007

phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick

Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died

by Chosney July 14, 2003

Phantasy Star Online

The first online RPG to ever grace home video game consoles. Developed by SEGA's Sonic Team in 1999 for the Sega Dreamcast and later Nintendo's Gamecube and Microsoft's XBOX, the game revolutionized online console play by introducing a chat program across multiple continents and languages as well as having the most addictive gameplay ever seen on a system other than PC's. A sequel entitled Phantasy Star Universe is under developement to be released in 2005.

Phantasy Star Online is an addicting game!

by Jim T. January 5, 2005