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Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.
The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

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by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.
He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.
by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025
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Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.
Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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no parking overnight

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.
by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004
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beef parting

The inner and outer vaginal lips.
Open up your beef parting girl!
by Hebe W May 29, 2008
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Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.
sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit
by kkelly09 May 14, 2009
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profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.
That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne
by doubleu December 18, 2010
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