proper porking

the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin

Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.

by slut dog October 24, 2007

Proper Hello

A 'Proper Hello' is greeting one or more persons with either an over-the-top sexual act. A simple quickie works too...

After longing for his loins for several weeks, she greeted him with a proper hello.

by schmegma77 April 14, 2010

Property Porn

The process of looking at someone else's pimped out house or property listed for sale, that you have no chance of ever being able to afford

Wooo shit! Scope that crib, this is like watching Property Porn.

by catastrophic82 August 4, 2010

Popper

When you have a small bowl usually smoked out of a bong, then filled with half tobacco and half weed. Rip the whole thing at once and pulled all the way through.

Guy 1: “Let’s go to the store”
Guy 2: “Hold on let me take this popper first then we can go”

by Kushmillo December 31, 2017

hooded plopper

A name mistake made while hungover and possibly still drunk from the prior night on holidays at a beach that is a nature preserve for a bird called the hooded plover. Often followed by an embaressing and photographed impresonation of what you think a hooded plopper is, inspiring you to cover your head with a beach towel and squat down as though using the bathroom. Documented as a distant relative to the "walking bird" resulting in an hilarious phone call to gary to tell him you are at his cousins house.

"OMG why are you squating with a towel on your head?" "Haha the sign says hooded plopper so im being one" "No, its hooded plover, are you still drunk from last night?"

by beachafterparty January 14, 2009

Whopper-Plopper

A piece of crap made by the whopper sandwich at burger king, usually found inside the burger king bathroom.

Manager: Will you go clean that bathroom? Someone left a huge whopper-plopper in there!

Employee:....dammit!

by Baby Dangler 5000 January 9, 2011

penis poppers

rubber toys in the shape of half-spheres used for sexual arousal. when folded inside out and placed on the tip of the penis, the ensuing "pop" creates a heightened sexual arousal for the man. continued usage is said to even enhance the size of a man's erection. these toys come in a variety of colros and sizes, and can be used in other erogenous zones to enhance sexual arousal.

Bob: "oh baby use the penis poppers on me!"

by yoo0o November 14, 2006