Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Pussy To Prison Pipeline

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.

Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!

by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023

gay prison sex

You dropped the soap

I dropped the soap and now I'll have gay prison sex

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Pink Prison

when you want to have sex with a girl so bad you become like a prisoner.
The girl orders you around like a bitch and you obey just to break out of pink prison.

Guy 1- "Man, John's been running errands for Sara all day, he must be in pink prison"

Guy 2- "Yeah, he's got it bad"

by KAYELLI July 10, 2009

Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)

He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.

by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

glass prison

An addiction to alcohol.

I'm trapped in my glass prison, can't break out all alone.

by Taylor May 13, 2005