temper poop

When you're having that much of a temper tantrum yelling that you fart in anger

Have you just temper pooped?!

by Alo.13 December 16, 2016

poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

by toilet_bound September 14, 2013

spiky poop

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.

Don’t let mom find the poop cube!

by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019

Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.

"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."

by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013

poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011