Platypus pussy

When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex

Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy

Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this

by Cichy club January 1, 2022

Sewer Platypus

Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.

Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"

Female 2: "Yeah, why?"

Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."

Female 2: "OMG"

by SewerPlatypus713 August 6, 2011

Patychuk

A native Japanese Potato cake eaten by native Japanese as apart of a dragon summoning ritual which is super sweet

Pass the Patychuk, I need to ask the wise dragons for a prophecy.

by Fujitofulover November 23, 2009

Platci

plaw-tuh-see
For a product's worth to be deemed unsatisfactory/substandard when compared to its advertised price.

Drew: That Madcatz controller I bought last night was totally platci. The stupid thing didn't even work with my console! Most fail product I have ever encountered.

Kevin:Yeh, they suck balls pretty hard, but they are epicly cheap.

by Michael_Williams January 26, 2010

plate rape

When someone reaches over and adds or removes food from your dinner plate without your consent.

Grandma totally plate raped me when she added more Sunday night casserole to my plate.

by Shadowlink1138 October 14, 2010

Platformlessness

Way of saying that something uses standardized technologies in a way that a service or product is available for everyone.

I like the platformlessness of this application.
Facebook has great platformlessness.

by lead.* April 25, 2011

Plate Male

A man with a very round and flat face.

A: Whoa, look at that guy! What's up with his face?
B: Yea, he's totally geared up with some plate male.

(A+B): /high five

by Dr_Donut March 5, 2012