Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Ganking your pigeon

Choking your style

That nigga was really ganking your pigeon

by Cattle beater May 26, 2025

wonder pigeon

An exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around peoples' yards looking for suitable places to take a shit on.

Joe: Yo, what happend to yo yard bro?

Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by AnonymousPigeon October 26, 2013

Pigeon tossed

Someone who has been eaten up by life or at a party. Chewed up and spit out or pooped out.

Damn Gina, Kelly be looking all pigeon tossed.

by Kkk1125 March 25, 2021

brick pigeon

When you tie a message to a brick and throw it through a window of a house

The bitch would not return my calls, so sent her a message using a brick pigeon.

by DittoKeg May 7, 2018

Pigeon

a disgusting, dirty, disease infested shitty female. just like the bird. a cluck. foul

what chicks are you referring to? all i see is a bunch of pigeons,

by BCakez March 15, 2022

Pigeon Toeing

The act of sticking ones big toe up another individual's rectal passage.

Person A-"Dude what's that rank smell?"
Person B-"Dude that's Josh's foot."
Josh-"Yeah I just got done pigeon toeing Melanie."

by BeefieMcManStick July 6, 2009