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Sauce Panning

The process of taking a jar of marinara sauce and dumping it onto your partner’s anus or vagina while they’re on their back, as well as onto their stomach, Potentially infecting them but also working as an edible lubricant. Can be enhanced with fucking them using it as actual lube.
Riddick: “Ha! Lilly and I Sauce Panned last night! She enjoyed me licking the Marinara sauce out of her!”
Creg: “I did the same thing with Beth a few months ago. It worked for a while, but now she has maggots!”
Tom: “At least Lilly and Beth were clean; Nancy was on her period and I couldn’t tell the difference, But god is Sauce Panning good!”
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
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Pan

Pan is another word for whore. A derogative term commonly used to describe a female who is affiliated with more than one man at once. This term is frequently used in the Caribbean island in St. Christopher and Nevis.
"She is dating both Tom and still Dick, and she is still sleeping with Harry. She is such a pan"

"She like she is errybody ex. She a big ass pan"

"Yain gah a boyfriend? And you still wan John? Das a pan move"
by Caribbean slang April 25, 2020
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lucy the pan

Lennon's best friend needs a boyfriend or girlfriend the best person ever
by sup cunts 420 November 17, 2020
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Pan

You you’re acting like a pan
by Bjwb February 24, 2020
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Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
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pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.
In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.
by metawave May 30, 2020
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
by zanderfin July 4, 2020
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