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Lovin' Oven

When a man sticks his penis in some flammable material, preferably gasoline, and has a woman give him oral while her mouth is full of ice cubes. Also known as the Baked Alaskan and Natural Fire and Ice.
p 1: Dude did you here what Jim did to sally last night?
p 2: what?
p1: He gave her a Lovin' Oven!
p 2: what the hell is that?
*3 minutes later*
p 2: D:
p 1: XD
Lovin' Oven by Lovin' Oven69 December 8, 2010
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rusty dutch oven

When you fart all night under the covers completely naked and your hemroids are bleeding as well.
"Man I had a rusty dutch oven last night. This morning I had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before I could apply the Prep H. Although the smell wasn't too bad."
rusty dutch oven by Alex Tribec December 14, 2008

Belgian Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Belgian Oven involves belching into a enclosed space of some sort and trapping another person in with the smell.
Billy was lying in bed with his girlfriend when he suddenly belched into the space under the covers and trapped her underneath, thereby Belgian Ovening her. She broke up with him shortly after.
Belgian Oven by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

a bun in the oven

said of a lady who is pregnant
I don't know if my urbandictionary.com readers know this, but the expression a bun in the oven actually comes from Mario Puzo's The Godfather
a bun in the oven by Uncle Dimma January 23, 2015

take the roast out of the oven 

v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.
'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.

toaster-oven 

when you have a warm silent fart that warms your butt up
person A- whats that smell??
person B- its a Toaster-Oven and my butt is warm!
toaster-oven by pandawill10 January 4, 2011

German Oven 

A large oven of the walk in variety, unlike a standard wall oven a german oven has standing room for many Slavs, Jews, gypsies and homosexuals
There was room for many Mondays in the german oven

The german oven had lots of room to clear out the ghetto