a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits
by i AM the silly August 10, 2023
Get the you’ve got nits in your oven mitsmug. Having oral sex.
by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010
Get the put my french bread in your dutch ovenmug. by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
Get the Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?mug. Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.
by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015
Get the oven toastmug. During WWII, slang for the Nazi's who operated the giant crematoriums to murder jewish people en masse.
by Russian Sugar January 6, 2018
Get the oven burnermug. The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch ovenmug. Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
by BellRose369 February 5, 2019
Get the Ovenmug.