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OMGASP

Basically, a combination of the two internet terms "omg", meing "Oh meh gawd!" and, well, GASP! If you need an explanation of the word GASP!, piss off that one dark guy at your school, preferably if he's goth. MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A POSER OR AN EMO, FOR THEY ARE LARKS AND ARE MADE OF PHAIL. Make fun of him so much that he either gets so angry he attempts to kills you OR he threatens you and leaves. At a good chance, you'll walk home and find that all of your family members have been killed, with their gutts and blood spread accross your dingy, small little apartment. This is truely a moment to GASP!, or even OMGASP!

(Side effects of this may include you becoming emo. If so, jump into the nearest pile of acid you can find. This may not cure it, but it sure as hell is fun to watch.)
RandomAnalSausage1297: OMGASP, U R LIEK SUCH AN ASS! -block-
by FlareTH February 4, 2007
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Comfort Orgasm

The heightened sense of pleasure induced through extreme levels of comfort. Often causes a strange noise to be emitted, similar to a growl, can also be a sigh however.
After a long day at the office checking out the secretary Jed got back home, through off his clothes and had a comfort orgasm as he lay in bed.

Sandra had been on her feet all day picking up shit at the zoo but when she got back to her couch she had a major comfort orgasm which lasted for over a minute. She then proceeded to strum herself while watching the O.C
by Alski007 July 19, 2009
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Chocolate Orgasm

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.
"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"
by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009
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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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orgas

a tangible gift that causes a sensation within the body, which cannot be described by any other word but orgasmic and titilating
after recieving orgas, i realized all my jizz went to a friggin cup folder.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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dirty orgasm

to expel feces through the anus while reaching sexual climax.
by Jeff January 23, 2003
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Music Orgasm

The so called orgasm you get when listening to music. This happens right before the chorus or your favourite part of the song.
John: "OMG I just had a music orgasm when Katey Perry Song (I Kissed a Girl) came on.
Fred: "Thats crazy dude me too"
by Lefan Markus February 22, 2009
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