never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.

That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.

by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018

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nine

the amount of years team fortress 2 was in development

gaben: after nine years in development, hopefully it will be worth the wait

by pastastraw January 27, 2022

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free ninety nine

Something that is of not cost to you.

Hey, how much for your earrings?
They’re free ninety nine, actually!

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

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Nine-eleven

The sexual act, wich takes place when two girls get on their knees beside each other. Then two men proceed to strike them down with their erect shafts

You bro we should totally Nine-eleven those girls over their

by Mike cockenr January 5, 2018

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